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A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline
Wooden tit
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he looks like someone has just told him a dirty joke and he’s all embarrassed and blushing, god he’s so cute! cupcake.
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when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
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my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
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When asked if they’d consider singing a song in Spanish (x)
and there we have zayn’s two cents in the stadium world tour matter.
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